(Monica looks at him funny) What? PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Guy: What. What are we doing? MONICA: Thanks again. ROSS: [grabs a fur pelt] C'mon. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. LISA KUDROW. . 9.Bölüm The One with Phoebe's ... 15.Bölüm The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know . . MONICA: So maybe we should just. Ross: Fine. OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm not gonna laugh anymore. Rachel: Are you over me? (Phoebe enters.) ROSS: [on the phone] Woah, woah, woah australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display. MONICA: Really Phoebs? [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] Michael: Oy. Rachel, overwhelmed by Ross' gesture, kisses him. [He kisses her on the cheek, she returns the kiss, then they embrace in a full on kiss] Ross: Chandler. (looks at watch) Woah, look at that! Ross and Rachel are returning from a movie.] JOEY: What're you doin' here? CHANDLER: She's one of us now. MONICA: I don't know, maybe. (Monica enters.) Chandler: Okay, what is it about me? I'm gonna go get a cat. Listen, have you ever been uh, you know, foolin' around with a girl and uh, she started laughin'? (Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.) The One Where Ross And Rachel…You Know. Michael: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head. (jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. MONICA: What? Rachel: Yeah, what're you saying, you just sort of put away feelings or whatever the hell it was you felt for me? The following Script and Signatures are. Phoebe: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. DR. BURKE: Hi Phoebe, nice to meet you. She smiles. Let her. Rachel: Hi. Ross: Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, Okay? DR. BURKE: Oh, well obviously you know Barbara and I split up, otherwise you wouldn't have done the head tilt. I didn’t want her to think I was a terrible mother! ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles. Phoebe: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar? Ross: Hopefully. . two. Rachel: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look? [Rachel and Ross enter] RACHEL: Hi you guys. DR. BURKE: Yeah, since the divorce, when anybody asks me how I am, it's always with a sympathetic head tilt. Opening Credits Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel? Rachel: Oh, you're not having fun, are you? Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. 19.Bölüm The One Where Eddie Won't Go . Ross: Yep. DR. BURKE: So, it's great to see ya. DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. MATTHEW PERRY. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. Rachel: Oh, that's um, interesting. Ross: I mean, I don’t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore. Oh, Ross, another contraction! When did he... when did he... when did he? Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. . RACHEL: What is this? RACHEL: I'm sorry. The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (1996) Trivia (14) Add new ... At the museum, when Ross lights up stars for Rachel, the song "Wicked Game" by Chris Isaak is playing. ROSS: Shh. JOEY: Alright open your eyes. 8.Bölüm The One with the List . ROSS: Rach. (hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket) Phoebe stands in front of the TV.] RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at? RACHEL: Monica. PHOEBE: Hey cool, mine too. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something. CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Hey. (hands the phone to her) ROSS: Well, why're you all dressed up? Rachel: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something? Last week’s quiz winner Alina has chosen this week’s episode, all the way from Canada. . . DR. BURKE: I'm going to look into your eyes now. ROSS: OK, my hands were no where near your butt. the one where ross and rachel you know 125558 GIFs. Rachel: 'Cause I don't need your stupid ship. Report. Chandler: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. ROSS: No. No. Rachel: Huh. RACHEL: Rub it. ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Listen, I was um, thinkin' about. JOEY: Uh-huh. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? Rachel: Oh. Julie: (over intercom) Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting. MONICA: [walks up to Rachel in front of the TV] Tonight? DR. BURKE: Yeah, it sure does. Ross: Woah. gay. Please message me before you buy if you want more than 2 scripts, I do give shipping discounts. [Scene: The museum planetarium. . The Ross and Rachel ‘were they on a break’ fiasco is still all consuming. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Rachel: You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like you’ve got a girlfriend? Cool Chair: Joey buys a set of black leather La-Z-Boy chairs, one for him and one for Chandler.Once they sit down it becomes impossible to remove them. Goodbye. [they stand together in front of the TV.] The One Where Joey Moves Out Monica has a catering job for an ophthalmologist and a friend of her parents, the attractive Dr. Richard Burke ( Tom Selleck ), and later they go on a date. Ross: (perky) I'll be right down. . Monica: All right. Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. RACHEL: OK, that's dead right? But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home. If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. MONICA: Yeah. (Sits her up) Sure you can! PHOEBE: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people. With a man. The car is on fire, yet somehow it's expensive paint job is protected by the Miracle Wax. This ship has sailed. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. Monica: Why not? CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice. JOEY: Alright, no peeking. Oh, I'm sorry, look at me. (slowly sets the cup back down) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. (climbs off his back) They discuss plans for the evening, but there is a snag. I … RACHEL: It's OK, it's fine. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing. Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (1996) Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994) Saved by IMDb. Rachel: Yeah, what, so? Phoebe: Nope. Chandler: Well it couldn't have been worse. Chandler: (weakly) No. Monica: Five more and I'll flash you. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. RACHEL and PHOEBE: Oh God, absolutely. I just want to get over him. Rachel: Oh yeah, go ahead. Rachel: Chandler told me. ROSS: I'm done. ROSS: Hey. Chandler: Woah, woah, I've put on a little weight? Ross: Julie. So, I guess I better be going. Ha! RACHEL: Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert. Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman; Phoebe's date needs an interpreter to communicate. RACHEL: Hi. LISA KUDROW. ROSS: What? DR. BURKE: Only because my parents wanted me to be, I wanted to be a sherrif. RACHEL: Monica. Monica: (to Chandler) Yo, Bing. I don't know, I've been wanting this since like ninth grade typing, ya know. Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Phoebe: No, I felt it on my hip. Monica: All right. MONICA: It's Richard Burke. Joey: This man is my God. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. Rachel: Ohh, ohh. The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break. They are watching a Miracle Wax info-mercial.] Monica: Okay. [Rachel and Ross enter] You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Rachel: Yeah, Monica's settin' me up. No peeking, no peeking, no peeking. Joey: All right Pheebs, way to go. Rachel: And ya know what, now I've got closure. CHANDLER: So how'd it go? Joey: (Voice Over) Previously on Friends. (leaves) Ross: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me? (she picks up her champagne and starts drinking) MONICA: What's tonight? OPENING CREDITS But... it only has to happen once. Closure. MONICA: Wow, is that Michelle? RACHEL: Oh, come on squeeze it. Rachel: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. Friends Tv Show Tv: Friends Serie Friends Rachel Friends Friends Cast Friends Moments Friends Forever Ross Geller Romantic Couples. This is revealed in Friends: The One in Massapequa (2002). Rachel, overwhelmed by Ross' gesture, kisses him. 16.Bölüm The One Where Joey Moves Out . . PHOEBE: Oh you are so lucky. [Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Chandler: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. Julie. Ross has a confused expression on his face.) Ross: China. Ross: No, no it's not interesting. (The waiter comes to the table.) OK, thanks. No, n, homo-habilus was erect, australopithicus was never fully erect. MONICA AND RACHEL'S APARTMENT INT. . Why don't we just do it another night? RACHEL: I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on my first date. And how come you never said anything to me. ROSS: No see now, now I can't because uh, I'm feeling too self conscious. She's insane, the woman is insane. I gotta go, I gotta date. ... (to Ross) Do you know Mark? Ross: (entering) Hey Rach. MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you? JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad. Rachel: (obviously drunk) I mean, it's a cat, y'know, it's a cat. Ah, you are so yumm. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. MONICA: Alright, I'll tell you what. Joey: Maybe he's. See Phoebe, Phoebe. Because, you know, you'd have to be an actual waitress. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Okay, in fact I kind of like the last pound. (looks, feigns indifference) C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight. They're still in their chairs watching TV. MONICA: Nothing. You two are totally into each other. ROSS: This screen is amazing, I mean Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. I'll see ya later. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. (A moment of silence.) They start pushing and slapping harder and harder until Monica pushes him down. In 1997, TV Guide ranked this episode at #100 of its list of TV's 100 Greatest Episodes. ROSS: [beeper goes off] Yeah, yeah, yeah. But listen, don't ring the buzzer for 19, ring 20, Geller-Green, they'll let you in, OK. RACHEL: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. RACHEL: Hi you guys. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. . Chandler: (slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Now look at me. RACHEL: I know, I know, I know, I know. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea. RACHEL: Really? Closure. RACHEL: Oh. . Ju... Julie, Julie. The biggest mistakes you never noticed in Friends (1994) in The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. DR. BURKE: No, no, there's no rush or anything. Phoebe: (seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window) Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look. Monica is given a catering job for a friend of her parents, the attractive Dr. Richard Burke. JOEY: [sits down] Ohh yeah, that's the stuff. ROSS: KARL! OH. PHOEBE: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people. . [Rachel and Ross go out in the hall] . CHANDLER: So uh, which one is mine? [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch. Joey: Pheebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him. Rachel: Yeah! I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in. Okay, it's very, very not interesting. ALL: Woah! JOEY AND CHANDLER'S APARTMENT INT. (Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.) (The woman is wheeled in.) Phoebe: Yay me. 1003 - The One With Ross' Tan Written by: Brian Buckner Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa [Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment] Chandler: So, you and Rachel tonight, uh? DR. BURKE: Yeah. Playing next. I mean, like, he's a grown up. (she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in) Okay, we're not supposed to take these when we leave. Please message me before you buy if you want more than 2 scripts, I do give shipping discounts. Thank you. CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Hey. It's God's day. . MONICA: No one. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. I—just one phone call, I'll be very quick, I'll even pay for it myself. [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.] Rachel leans on Ross when her father has a heart attack, and tries to sleep with him. (pauses) Who's Michael? . RACHEL: Oh, come on, would you just grab my ass. Ross: When, when were you... under me? ... Ross would fantasize about the planetarium as the place where he would propose to Rachel. ROSS: Mon. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure. OH. ROSS: Oh. The Stinger has them refuse to get up even as the fire alarm starts going off. RACHEL: We won't? MONICA: Dr. Burke? JOEY: We dare. . [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.] [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' From Phoebe's out-of-control wedding to the one that taught you what to do if a Victoria's Secret model offers you gum by Champ Clark | Monday, July 23, 2018 Up … ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . (Rachel slams the door and locks it. ROSS: Wha, OK, I'm sorry, let's uh, why don't we find someplace else. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.] In 1997, TV Guide ranked this episode at #100 of its list of TV's 100 Greatest Episodes. ROSS: We're not alone. Sort: Relevant Newest # friends # season 2 # kiss # laugh # laughing # friends # season 2 # relax # episode 15 # friends tv (Phoebe turns off the TV) Thank you. Ross and Rachel go on their first date. MONICA: Well, we don't really have to decide anything right now, do we? Transcribed by Eric B Aasen [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge.] RACHEL: Hi. Chandler: Okay, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. ROSS: Come on, tell me. You have a date? DR. BURKE: Monica? Monica playfully pushes him. What makes you think we're gonna break up? Ross gets up and changes it to music.] What? Joey: Phoebe, that's crazy. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. Rachel: So, how was the party? ROSS: Sorry. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. RACHEL: C'mon touch it. Ross: You're over me? Monica: Only if you say his full name. Why, why, why should that bother me? Phoebe: No, whad'ya mean? Rachel: I don’t know, I don’t know, weren’t you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Rachel: Yes! Yeah. MONICA: I've been great, just great. So um, I'll see you tonight. Rachel's date, Chip, seemed to have stood her up, so Ross donned his father's tuxedo to take her to the prom, though Chip showed up at the last minute without Rachel knowing what Ross did. Ross and Rachel go on their first date. Michael: All right. RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. Ross and Rachel attempt to have their first real date, but Rachel finds intimacy with a long-time Joey buys a big screen TV and two leather recliners with his newfound money and he and Chandler become almost literally glued to the television. [A montage of scenes from The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break follows.] Do I not look fun enough? [Rachel and Ross enter] RACHEL: Hi you guys. MATTHEW PERRY. hard to follow. RACHEL: What? Rachel is working.] Here. 517 Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss; 518 Rachel Smokes; 519 Ross Can't Flirt; 520 The Ride Along; 521 The Ball; 522 Joey's Big Break; 523 In Vegas; SEASON 6. [Since they're alone they start kissing and Ross's hands work their way down until they're on Rachel's butt. JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad. Why didn't I think of that? CHANDLER: Could you get us a couple of beers? Rachel: Meeting Julie. RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. . ROSS: What, what. RACHEL: Really? DR. BURKE: Drops! Ross and Joey are cleaning the table while Judy and Phoebe talk by the window. Friends. . I mean, I'm officially offended but, sweet. PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. two and a half. Rachel: If we broke up, and I lost you... Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. This can't be like your 'I can be a bear cub' thing. [You can hear the entire scene below by clicking here.] Joey and Chandler refuse to move when they get a new TV and two armchairs. "Friends" The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? Phoebe: You're right, you're right. Friends Season 2 Episode 15 The One Where Ross and RachelYou Know ROSS: Oh you know, pretty much the usual, uh, sun shining, birds chirping. DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. They never would have survived in the wild. Rachel: Well. DR. BURKE: Drops. I got to get to the museum. We only hung out every night. Rachel: Ohh, Okay, Okay, Okay, well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you. Commercial Break ROSS: Who's Richard Burke? Racquetball in 15 minutes. (downs her glass) JOEY: Huh? Okay, Michael, let's talk about you. I didn’t even know you got married. Rachel: Oh what, my whole insane jealousy thing? Are we nuts here? 418 - The One With Rachel`s New Dress 419 - The One With All The Haste 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses 421 - The One With The Invitation 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II. Closing Credits CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man. PHOEBE: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend. Those are good eyes. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out 217 - The One Where Eddie Moves In 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies 219 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go 220 - The One Where Old Yeller Dies 221 - The One With The Two Bullies 222 - The One With The Two Parties Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.] gosh, why can't I do that? Chandler: Joey, be a pal. CHANDLER and JOEY: Woah, hey, yo. I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad. ROSS: Hey. My God you used to be so. . . ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. Now in all fairness his other grandpa's a drunk but still. . HALLWAY INT. Ross: (reluctantly) Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy. Ross and Rachel enter on stage.] Friends Season 5 Episode 11 The One With All The Resolutions. ROSS: No. All: Sorry Pheebs. This auction is for (1) Script of FRIENDS "The One Where Ross and . Rachel: Hello, excuse me. "Friends" The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. Monica: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. JOEY: She laughed at you? why isn't that laser beam cutting through the paint? You know about my, I mean, you know I had... you know? Took him to a romantic restaurant, ordered champagne, nice. CHANDLER: Alright, alright, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes. I told you we wouldn't have to get up. CHANDLER: Yeah. I'll come get you in 5 minutes with some sort of um, kabob emergency. DR. BURKE: OK. You better. I can’t even see my own baby! CHANDLER: [sits down] Ohh yes. DR. BURKE: [bobbing his head] I'll survive. ROSS: Hey. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.) MONICA: I thought she just had one. [both recline their chairs] AAAAHHHHHH. MONICA: Wow, this really sucks. PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! Rachel: Oh yeah, c'mon, I'm movin' on. Do you want cran-apple or cran-grape? [Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel pours the last of the champagne bottle in her glass.] PHOEBE: It's James Bond. Michael: No! . [Rachel and Ross move] MONICA: Thanks. I can remake you. (Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.) PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! I know there was wine. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo (Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica) Woo. ROSS: Oh. We’re talking Ross and Rachel in the planetarium, Monica meeting Richard for the first time in years, and Joey and Chandler’s new … She's gonna be helping me tonight. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching a rabbi play an electric guitar on TV.] That's what it is, that's what I need. .'. CHANDLER: Yeah, but uh, it was 1982 and my flock of seagulls haircut was tickling her chin. Come here. ROSS: What. [Scene: The Semi-Private Room. CHANDLER: I'll cancel the sodas. DR. BURKE: See. Oh, oh, oh. Doc, Doctor Burke? RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's. PHOEBE: I can be a waitress. Phoebe: look, I, y'know, I don't mind taking it slow, I like him a lot, y'know he's really interesting and he's really sweet and why won't he give it up? RACHEL: OK. [they go to kiss but everyone's watching so Ross just kisses her on the top of her head and leaves] Monica, Ross, and Phoebe are there.] (Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room), The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant Script, The One Where Rachel and Ross... You Know Script, The One With Barry and Mindy’s Wedding Script. ROSS: Mon. Rachel: Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up? (Rachel walks in her room. 17.Bölüm The One Where Eddie Moves In . God, you're brilliant! CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Hey. Chandler is ordering a pizza.] The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. Jack and Chandler are sitting on the couch while Monica sits on the coffee table.] Ross: Sweetie, calm down, it’s gonna be okay. If you … Ross: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up. Chandler: No, no, no, no, no, no (opens door to Monica) No. FRIENDS -- "The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know" Episode 15 -- Pictured: Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green, David Schwimmer as Ross Geller Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. ROSS: Nuh, uh, the moment's gone. Rachel takes a peek under the loincloth of one of the display models.] Joey: Let me get this straight. Michael: Good. JENNIFER ANISTON. Phoebe: Oh, um, it was nice. Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you. You OK?' DR. BURKE: You too. Ross: I didn't get a cat. ROSS: Well uh, you see that, that little cluster of stars next to the big one? Rachel: I dunno. Friends Season 1 Episode 12 The One With The Dozen Lasagnas. Then they roll across the fur rug.] Rachel: Ohh, well, isn't that just lovely. FRIENDS -- "The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know" Episode 15 -- Pictured: David Schwimmer as Ross Geller, Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images Chandler: Okay, let's do it. You had feelings for me first. [You can hear the entire scene below by clicking here.] CHANDLER: [reaches for the footrest lever] Do we dare? JOEY: It certainly is a miracle. [Joey removes the Cheeto and eats it] RACHEL: Alright you guys, I'm takin' off my shirt. RACHEL: Ya know, Dr. Burke kissed me once. PHOEBE: OK, I can be a waitress, I can be a waitress. Rachel: (hurt) What? Monica: Nothing, just never seen you in little stretchy pants before. Chandler: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. Michael: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you." PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight. PHOEBE: So. Ross: You've had feelings for me? OH. So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad. Rachel: Ah, hah-hah-hah-ho, yeah, he wishes. Rachel's date, Chip, seemed to have stood her up, so Ross donned his father's tuxedo to take her to the prom, though Chip showed up at the last minute without Rachel knowing what Ross did. May 9, 2019 - Friends 2.15 "The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know" - Rachel and Ross Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. Pizza's on the way. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? CHANDLER: Sweet mother of all that is good and pure. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. In fact it's actually 100 percent completely opposite of interesting. Chandler: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time. CHANDLER: She's one of us now. The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know (Season 2, Episode 15) NIK. Joey: Yeah. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing. CHANDLER: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen. DR. BURKE: But they're so dull, they're all opthamologists. Ross: Here, here. Joey and Chandler enter with Chandler covering his eyes and Joey leading him.] Monica: Y'know, I try to stay positive. This hollow-point bullet of emasculation — which Rachel fired at Ross during their breakup in the season 4 premiere "The One With the Jellyfish" — began with exec producer Greg Malins. The following Script and Signatures are. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? [The stereo system booms out 'Billions of years ago. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough. ROSS: I, I know it's big, I just didn't know it was uh, ha-ha big. PHOEBE: OK, so what, you're just never gonna see him again? Joey: Hey Pheebs. (Ross and Julie enter.) Rachel: I know, I lied! ROSS: No, no, we won't. Joey: And? JOEY: Cool. Monica: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? Phoebe: So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did. [Scene: The Hallway, Chandler comes out wearing spandex, jogging in place. I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner. We’re talking Ross and Rachel in the planetarium, Monica meeting Richard for the first time in years, and Joey and Chandler’s new … . Ross: You-you just said that you did! 517 Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss; 518 Rachel Smokes; 519 Ross Can't Flirt; 520 The Ride Along; 521 The Ball; 522 Joey's Big Break; 523 In Vegas; SEASON 6. [Rachel and Ross enter] RACHEL: Hi you guys. CHANDLER: Well they were chair-shaped cows. Ross: Oh. . I am the energy train and you are on board. JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad. Rachel: Oh my God. ROSS: Bye guys. One of the most emotional moments on the show is when Rachel gets off the … Rachel: Thank you. ROSS: Hey. You know, the other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa. Watch this. RACHEL: OK, listen, I'm sorry about last night and I really want to make it up to you. In. 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